The Critical Cthulhu & Fox Kitchen Towel
Crit on your next meal with the most hilariously honest D&D accessory you'll ever own.
This absorbent, dual-sided towel perfectly captures your dice drama:
- Failure Feast: Cthulhu enjoys a disastrous Nat 1 snack, offering the ultimate gamer mood.(Great for wiping away those cosmically inevitable spills.)
- Foxing Awesome: A triumphant Fox hugs the glorious Nat 20. (Use this side when your meal is a Critical Hit!)
It’s the perfect gift for the DM, the baker, or the culinary hero who knows every cooking attempt is just a roll of the dice
Size: 16"x24"
Towel: Waffle Weave Microfiber
$10.00
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